Department of Amy's Sleeping Protection.

The New York Department of Environmental Protection sent me a letter following up on one of my noise complaints about the Tavern. They will come and measure the dB level of the jukebox from my bedroom. Funny thing though, the Tavern is now rather inconsistent with its jukebox playing. Though with earplugs in, I was still awakened by it last night. I wonder if the DEP will come by at about 2:00 in the morning to do this? Also, the jukebox might not be that loud while standing in my room, but with my head on the pillow which rests on my mattress which rests on the floor... well, I can name you the song that's playing downstairs! How do they measure that? I hope they have an "annoying bass levels that travel through solid objects" meter.